Monday, February 24, 2014
O yes, we love this house, but you HAVE to control those lovely vines.
Here you see what they do and why they need regular chopp- pardon me, regular pruning. They'll work right up under your siding and slowly ruin it. Roof shingles as well.
The ice storm caused a lot of headaches -- more photos to come -- plus there's regular maintenance like this, and it's good, satisfying work. I like nurturing this nifty little house.
Tuesday, February 04, 2014
All right, I know why. Because they are full of funny, interesting stuff, so people buy them and almost always as gifts.
Certainly not because they are even a little useful as information, organization, or any other function a calendar supposedly fills.
So. Does anybody know how, exactly, I can get people to never give me a #&^%$-ing block calendar again?
I mean, without actually using Honest Communication and telling them?
"I really hated your previous gift, but thanks SO much, but please never give me these annoying things again, okay?"
See, I like the content of all these. They cover topics chosen well by people who know me and my tastes well, except for the #&^%$-ing fact that they are #&^%$-ing block calendars.
I have a hard enough time with my desk as is. Its surface is small, it's always a heap of paper and bottle caps and dried up pens and stuff I periodically search through when something is missing, and there is NO room to dedicate to a block calendar, even if I did not need to leave additional empty desktop space in front of it to wrench off and throw away yesterday's cool and entertaining page to obtain today's date, which, for heaven's sake, who does that every single day anyway?!
The content works better as a little book, to use not as a source of calendar information, but for reading a bunch, or all, of the jokes in one sitting. Only, no, because grasping it to flip and hold up each page makes my thumb ache. So it's not a good format for pleasure reading either.
So I put each one on a shelf and when the year is over, they go in a drawer or something, because they are so full of great cartoons or factoids that I will never look at because my thumb aches, but still, they're so great.
I can't tell people I hate these things. I therefore propose that, to get me out of having to deal with this problem, they be banned.
OK, I suppose that's asking a lot, but could somebody change this #&^%$-ing bad design?